Look good. Feel good. Play good.

Look silly. Feel bonded. Play great.

The Jets – and more to the point Dustin Byfuglien who we learned last night is being credited with the idea – decided this two game weekend road swing through America’s heartland was as good a time as any to break out the extra fine clothing and wear ugly suits.

Have you ever seen anything to beautiful and also so painful to look at in your life?

Let’s get a closer look at these beauties via screen grabs..

While all of these are magnificent, Mark Scheifele being dressed in a suit that looks all money is so fitting isn’t it? Also, are pinstripe suits really “ugly”? They seem to work quite well on the captain and Big Buff who coule pass for a couple of mob bosses.

Also note the… whatever the heck look it is Matthieu Perreault is trying to pull off. Not only did he rock the ugly suit, but he’s also got the poofy hair and ugly hat, but as you’ll see below he added a 1990’s fanny pack just to bring the entire look together.

The suits – and we can say with 100% certainty because we’ve fully looked into and investigated the science behind it – were a huge reason why the Jets were able to skate away with a 4-0 win in St. Louis.

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