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The N*if*HL: “I’m Going To Build My Own NHL With Blackjack and Hookers”

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Art Middleton
4 years ago
With COVID-19 causing a suspension – or as Uncle Gary B would like to say: *pausing* – of the National Hockey League, there are questions on when and maybe even if we will see the completion of the 2019-20 season. If things improve in the next 30 to 60 days, there is a solid chance that we could see some sort of completion, but what that might look like will be anyone’s guess.
I myself am not the type to wait around to have other people figure it out. Also with no actual sports on my TV, I am bored as heck. Thankfully, I have a copy of EA Sports’ NHL 20 and with all this time on my hands, I’ve realized that we don’t even need actual hockey* when I can just simulate the rest of the season on my XBox!
So that is what we’ll have here every night until the real thing comes back, or until we play this whole thing out to the awarding for the Stanley Cup in June.
All games from the time of the league suspension (March 12, 2020) will be simulated using NHL 20 and the rosters that were set by EA on February 25, 2020. (If EA updates the rosters again, the latest roster update will be used.) Games will be computer simmed (no player input on either team) with eight minute periods at Superstar level – this seemed to produce the most realistic result with goals and shots.
(Also one note about standings: I’m already committing way more time to this than my wife thinks is sane by letting my XBox play out all these games while I am wait for the answers to the ultimate questions of life, the universe, and why people keep leaving Alex Ovechkin open on the power play… So I’m not going to figure out points percentages and all that jazz because wins and regulation wins will end up being the tiebreakers. So no messaging me on Twitter about how the Islanders should be in the second wild card spot over the Blue Jackets. Right now I don’t care *that* much.)
And of course being that this is a Jets blog, emphasis on these nightly recaps will focus on the Jets push for a playoff spot… But you’ll see that later tonight.
(* I am very much kidding, please come back hockey. We need you.)

Playing a little bit of catch-up…

So obviously this post was published on Saturday morning and we’ve gone two full nights without hockey already, so there is some catching up we need to do. Here’s how Thursday the 12th, and Friday the 13th would have played out had we actual NHL action playing…

The Scoreboard

(For March 12, 2020)

NASHVILLE PREDATORS

3

1st: F. Forsberg (R. Johansen, M. Granlund) (6:59)
2nd: C. Smith (N. Bonino, R. Grimaldi) (16:21)
3rd: F. Forsberg (K. Turris, M. Duchene) (6:14)

TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS

0

Predators Shutout: P. Rinne – 37 Saves

Buffalo Sabres

2

1st: No Scoring
2nd: J. Eichel (S. Reinhart) (1:34)
3rd: C. Lazar (W. Simmonds, J. Skinner) (11:22)

Montreal Canadiens

5

1st: P. Danault (S. Weber, B. Chiarot) (1:25) | J. Weal (M. Domi) (5:25) | A. Lehkonen (M. Domi) (14:52) | N. Suzuki (Unassisted) (17:06)
2nd: No Scoring
3rd: M. Domi (P. Danault, J. Petry) (ENG) (19:42)

Philadelphia Flyers

1

1st: No Scoring
2nd: K. Hayes (M. Niskanen, T. Konecny) (3:26)
3rd: No Scoring

Tampa Bay Lightning

4

1st: No Scoring
2nd: A. Cirelli (A. Killorn) (9:32) | S. Stamkos (B. Point) (13:46) (PPG)
3rd: V. Hedman (E. Cernak, A. Cirelli) (5:19) | P. Maroon (Unassisted) (10:04)

Carolina Hurricanes (OT)

2

1st: J. Staal (J. Williams, W. Foegele) (18:42)
2nd: No Scoring
3rd: No Scoring
OT: A. Svechnikov (Unassisted) 2:03

New Jersey Devils

1

1st: No Scoring
2nd: J. Bratt (N. Gusev, N. Merkley) (12:07)
3rd: No Scoring

Detroit Red Wings

1

1st: No Scoring
2nd: No Scoring
3rd: V. Filppula (T. Bertuzzi) (6:32)

Washington Capitals

6

1st: J. Vrana (T. Oshie, B. Dillon) (1:11) | I. Kovalchuk (A. Ovechkin, N. Jensen) (4:28) | A. Ovechkin (E. Kuznetsonv, T. Wilson) (17:49)
2nd: N. Backstrom (A. Ovechkin, J. Carlson) (6:31) (PPG) | J. Vrana (T. Oshie) (14:42)
3rd: C. Hagelin (L. Eller, G. Hathaway) (16:36)

Pittsburgh Penguins

3

1st: No Scoring
2nd: B. Rust (E. Malkin, J. Schultz) (4:37)
3rd: K. Letang (P. Hornqvist, B. Rust) (2:53) (PPG) | S. Crosby (J. Zucker) (18:42)

Columbus Blue Jackets

2

1st: B. Jenner (N. Gerbe) (11:24)
2nd: N. Foligno (P. Dubois, G. Nyquist) (16:02)
3rd: No Scoring

Vegas Golden Knights

2

1st: No Scoring
2nd: J. Marchessault (R. Smith) (6:42) | N. Schmidt (W. Karlsson, M. Stone) (15: 28)
3rd: No Scoring

Minnesota Wild

1

1st: No Scoring
2nd: No Scoring
3rd: Z. Parise (M. Koivu) (7:19)

Florida Panthers

0

Stars Shutout: B. Bishop – 42 Saves

Dallas Stars

2

1st: J. Benn (D. Gurianov, E. Lindell) (15:03)
2nd: No Scoring
3rd: M. Heiskanen (M. Janmark, D. Gurianov (PPG)) (8:37)

NY Islanders

3

1st: A. Lee (M. Barzal, J. Eberle) (3:48) | B. Nelson (Unassisted) 19:21
2nd: No Scoring
3rd: M. Dal Colle (D. Toews, J. Pageau) (10:08)

Calgary Flames (SO)

4

1st: A. Mangiapae (M. Tkachuk, M. Backlund) (12:52)
2nd: M. Lucic (D. Dube) (16:27) | E. Lindholm (J. Gaudreau, T. Brodie) (18:06)
3rd: No Scoring
Flames win shootout 2-1

Vancouver Canucks

1

1st: No Scoring
2nd: B. Horvat (T. Pearson, Q. Hughes) (14:51)
3rd: No Scoring

Arizona Coyotes

3

1st: No Scoring
2nd: C. Keller (N. Schmaltz) (7:22)
3rd: C. Keller (D. Sephan, N. Schmaltz) (3:11) |  T. Hall (C. Garland, A. Goligoski) (19:38) (ENG)
 

(For March 13, 2020)

Boston Bruins

4

1st: D. Pastrnak (B. Marchand) (0:53) | B. Marchand (T. Krug, J. DeBrusk) (12:51) (PPG)
2nd: P. Bergeron (T. Krug C. Coyle) (3:26) (PPG)
3rd: C. McAvoy (K. Kuhlman, J. Debrusk) (2:48)

Buffalo Sabres

2

1st: J. Vessey (M. Johansson, B. Montour) (5:27)
2nd: No Scoring
3rd: S. Reinhart (R. Dahlin, J. Eichel) (14:48) (PPG)

San Jose Sharks

1

1st: No Scoring
2nd: K. Lablanc (Unassisted) (5:57)
3rd: No Scoring

St. Louis Blues

4

1st: R. Thomas (D. Perron) (4:29) | A. Steen (J. Kyrou, C. Parayko) (5:53) | C. Gunnarsson (A. Pietrangelo, R. O’Reilly) (17:47)
2nd: R. O’Reilly (D. Perron, B. Schenn) (12:57) (PPG)
3rd: No Scoring

Ottawa Senators

1

1st: No Scoring
2nd: C. Tierney (C. Brown) (16:35)
3rd: No Scoring

Chicago Blackhawks

2

1st: No Scoring
2nd: No Scoring
3rd: B. Saad (P. Kane, K. Dach) (1:29) | A. Debrincat (K. Dach, C. Murphy) (4:32)

Vancouver Canucks

2

1st: No Scoring
2nd: A. Roussel (J. Virtanen, T. Toffoli) (16:23)
3rd: T. Toffoli (B. Horvat, Q. Hughes) (18:49) (PPG)

Colorado Avalanche (OT)

3

1st: J. Compher (Unassisted) (10:52) | G. Landeskog (C. Makar, V. Nichushkin) (18:02) (PPG)
2nd: No Scoring
3rd: No Scoring
OT: N. Mackinnon (G. Landeskog) (4:26)

NY Islanders

0

Oilers Shutout: M. Smith – 28 Saves

Edmonton Oilers

4

1st: L. Draisaitl (R. Nugent-Hopkins) (7:52) | A. Athanasiou (C. McDavid, E. Bear) (12:38) | C. McDavid (D. Nurse, L. Draisaitl) (17:04) (PPG)
2nd: No Scoring
3rd: R. Shehan (T. Ennis, J. Archibald) (3:52)
 

 

The Standings

(After games played March 13, 2020)

Eastern Conference

Atlantic Division
GPWLOTLPtsRoW
Boston Bruins7145141210245
Tampa Bay Lightning71442169442
Toronto Maple Leafs71362698135
Florida Panthers70352787832
Montreal Canadiens72323197328
Buffalo Sabres71303386828
Ottawa Senators722535126224
Detroit Red Wings72175053914
Metropolitan Division
GPWLOTLPtsRoW
Washington Capitals70422089238
Philadelphia Flyers70412278936
Pittsburgh Penguins70412368838
Carolina Hurricanes (WC1)69392558334
Columbus Blue Jackets (WC2)713323158133
New York Islanders703524118132
New York Rangers70372857936
New Jersey Devils702829136924

Western Conference

Central Division
GPWLOTLPtsRoW
St. Louis Blues724319109641
Colorado Avalanche71432089442
Dallas Stars70382488436
Winnipeg Jets (WC1)71372868034
Nashville Predators (WC2)70362688033
Minnesota Wild70352877733
Chicago Blackhawks71333087429
Pacific Division
GPWLOTLPtsRoW
Vegas Golden Knights72402488837
Edmonton Oilers72382598536
Calgary Flames71372778130
Vancouver Canucks71362877932
Arizona Coyotes71342987629
Anaheim Ducks71293396724
Los Angeles Kings70293566428
San Jose Sharks71293756327
 

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