Friday Five-Hole: Priorities

Rhys Finnick
December 13 2013 01:47PM

 

See, the J is actually a hockey stick.

This weekly column looks to discuss a certain number of relevant Jets topics on a certain day of the week. That certain number? Five. That day of the week? Friday. Also, hole. This is the Friday Five-Hole.

ALLEGED AVALANCHE

The Jets lost to the Colorado Avalanche 4-3 in a shootout Thursday night. Winnipeg has dropped both their meetings to the division rival Avalanche this season. With three more upcoming match-ups (and six potential points), the Jets need to figure out how to beat this young Avalanche team. Colorado has become tough to beat after breakout seasons from Matt Duchene, Nate MacKinnon, and Semyon Varlamov, who allegedly kidnapped and assaulted his girlfriend.

As I wrote in yesterday's post-game analysis, the Jets had trouble containing Colorado's speed. Byfuglien, Stuart, and Clitsome all had some serious mobility issues against the Avanlanche youngsters. Byfuglien seemed to benefit from playing with speedy Toby Enstrom, so Noel may want to look at pairing his more mobile defenders with less agile partners. Also, the Jets will need to find a way to solve Semyon Varlamov, who has thus far posted an impressive .921 save percentage, and who also allegedly kidnapped and assaulted his girlfriend.

Though their hot start is cooling off a bit, Colorado is another formidable opponent for Winnipeg in the already stacked Pacific Division. They have depth and speed throughout their line-up, whereas Winnipeg does not. They have an innovative new coach willing to change the whole system up, while Winnipeg does not. Winnipeg has an acrobatic goaltender who struggles with inconsistency, Colorado has a starter who looks to be the real deal, and who allegedly assaulted and kidnapped his girlfriend.

SHOUT OUT TO THE SHOOTOUT

Remember when the Jets went 5-1 in the shootout to start the year? Oops. Don't look now, but with the loss to Colorado Thursday night, Winnipeg has dropped their last three shootouts and fallen to 5-4. Captain Andrew Ladd started the year scoring on his first five attempts, but has now scored once in his last four.

The shootout is, of course, a joke. Michael Bublé hit the post on Roberto Luongo a couple years ago during a Canucks practice, so that proves my point without question. However, it wasn't too long ago when every newspaper in Winnipeg was singing the praises of the Jets' shootout victories - as if they were proof the Jets were doing something right. Suddenly, the topic isn't so important, and local coverage has returned to "play harder or something" and "why aren't these Jets, who aren't good, winning?".

Jets management and media both seem to need glasses. I heard Henry Kissinger's are floating around somewhere.

Above .920 save percentage and the law.

KANE WE TRADE HIM YET?

As news came out this past week that Evander Kane would miss more time with this lower-body injury than expected, rumours simultaneously leaked out online that General Manager Kevin Cheveldayoff had begun fielding offers for the young winger. Kane has had a disppointing season so far, failing to match the near point-per-game pace he established a couple seasons ago.

Almost all of Winnipeg's offense has come from their top line of Ladd-Little-Wheeler this season, with little support coming from the bottom nine forwards. The blame for Winnipeg's failing second line has been firmly placed on Kane's shoulders this season, after a theory surfaced claiming he just isn't a good linemate.

Our own Travis Hrubeniuk examined the suddenly popular theory and found that it isn't really true. And when you think about it, it isn't rocket science. Kane is bound to go through struggles during his career, but if I had Kane on a line with a 35-year old who scored 14 points last year, I wouldn't say Kane is the problem.

GOOGLE SEARCH: OLLI JOKINEN MASSAGE

This and this are articles from Winnipeg's two major newspapers. Both of them are about how Olli Jokinen keeps a personal massage therapist with him and is glad he can have a massage before bed when the Jets play at home.

Meanwhile, the Jets are 14-14-5, have the league's worst powerplay, and are 12 points out of a playoff spot.

Nice work, boys.

FIVE-HOLE OF THE WEEK

It didn't technically go through anybody's five-hole, but it's still an important goal. Wheeler sets up Scheifele for the rookie's first ever OT winner. Scheifele finally gets some timely offense after Paying It Forward to the opposition for so long.

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Rhys is an aspiring stand-up comedian and put up 29 points in 18 beer league games last year. He enjoys hockey, twitter (@Rhysus_Christ), and pretending like someone else wrote his bio for me.
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#1 Isabel Fontaine
December 15 2013, 07:40PM
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Winnipeg Jets Song cbc.ca Winnipeg Jets you're real tough guys guaranteed to shape the future roster stride by stride Best looking Jersey with Team pride Relying not on hope or Luck the challenge ahead we're not stuck One point to win Just get the puck in. Don't hit the goal post,or that top bar No 5 minute suspensions that work the team too hard. safety at work, no unnecessary roughing Play the game by the written rulings Make the big plays but turn the tide With the right attitude play with Team Pride Out play defense, out shoot Score to Win! We deserve to Win!Win!Win!

by Isabel Fontaine December 15,2013

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